MOTHER-IN-LAW

A man, his wife, and mother-in-law went on vacation to the
Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.   The undertaker told them, "
You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the
Holy Land for $150.00."

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why?"  Why would you spend $5,000 to ship  your
mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to spend only $150.00?"

The man said, "A man died here 2000 years ago, he was buried here and
three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can' t take that chance."