CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition
and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
medical studies.

1) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
2) The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.
3) The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
4) The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
5) The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage and fats and
suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.  Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.